One evening during the week, Paul made a comment, “I’m so Goddamn horny I could fuck a watermelon.” I laughed, but got to thinking… all we had...done for the last several months was fuck some real pussies, “You’re one crazy mother fucker, Paul. But let’s go for a ride.”I knew of a large, commercial garden just outside of town. I stopped my VW Beetle just long enough for us to jump out and grab three cantaloupes, each. Paul wanted to know why we were stealing the melons and I told him, “We gotta. Earth is the most popular tourist destination that ever has been or ever will be. Several hundred thousand different versions of Earth, from timelines scattered all over Eternity, have been converted into planet-wide sex resorts, each catering to a different menu of themes and fantasies. From Bucolic Country Living Earth, where many go to do long-form LARPing among clueless peasants in the distant past, to HR Giger World, home of the sex move called The Murderous Tongue Fuck, there is some kind. "Wow!" said Chris, not sure what else to say, or that perhaps ‘Wow’ was actually the only valid response to a revelation like that."But hey, look, that's all the past and today is all about the future, our future, so listen." She paused to make sure she had his attention. "There is one thing I've never done. Really, never done it! It was the one thing I kept back, and I always wanted to do it, but wanted it to be special. I want to do it now, and there’s no easy way to say it, so I'm just going. I couldn't help it-we had only gone a few minutes into the movie, but sitting there snuggled up with Joaquin on the couch was making me extremely horny. I desperately wanted to sneak my hand down and begin to stroke his...no! I can't! Oh God I was so stupid. But even so I couldn't help it. He was such a turn on. Trying to get my mind off my dirty thoughts, I told him I was going to get some dessert and started to get up. He grabbed my arm gently and pulled me back on the couch. "Don't go.