Mary particularly liked hearing other girls fart, but she rarely got to enjoy that. The only times she ever heard another girl fart was by accident, a...d Mary had to act like she wasn't turned on.At the moment, Mary could only make do by farting by herself and enjoying the sensation of it.Now that morning classes were over with, Mary decided to chow down on greasy cafeteria food, and enjoy her hobby at her dorm alone. Mary served herself extra helpings of gaseous beans, cabbage, and eggs. She. And we both had the same disgusted look on our faces. It was cute. “It’ll only take about thirty minutes. Next time, we’ll crush ‘em up and snort ‘em. That’ll make them kick in faster and hit harder.” So for the next half hour or so, we just talked. She told me the story of her and Chelsea, her ex, and I told her the story of me and Jeffrey. Apparently, Chelsea was sneaking around with Victoria. Remember her? She was Emily’s best friend. The one with the snake at Taco Bell. Fucking cunt. She. I met her after 12 days of our chat. We both knew that it was going to be extreme. I went to her home and she picked me up as unknown people weren’t allowed in her apartment without security. She was not that bulky nor chubby. She was thin, slim and sexy as she preferred maintaining herself by doing Zumba and yoga.Then we went to her home and she made me sit on the couch. She asked me, “Do you want to drink water?” I said yes. She brought the water from the kitchen. And she surprisingly came. Si cantik itu terhina sekali namun tak bisa melakukan apa-apa, dia harus melakukan apapun yang diminta Pak Bambang.“Kamu punya wajah yang sangat cantik,” kata Pak Bambang, “bibir yang indah…”Dina tidak ingin mendengar kata-kata gombal dari kakek tua itu lebih panjang lagi, dia tahu apa yang harus dilakukannya. Dengan langkah pelan ibu muda yang cantik itu berjongkok di hadapan calon ayah mertuanya, perut Pak Bambang yang gemuk menggelambir membuat Dina muak, tapi dia harus menahan diri agar.