She was never invited on a date more than once and the last time she kissed someone was over four years ago. That kiss freaked her out so much she cri...d. To this day she is not sure why it made her cry, but affection has always been a foreign language to her.One boring Friday evening (she had many of these thanks to her shyness), she began daydreaming about a guy from her English class. She had a huge crush on this guy because of his care-free nature. He had the demeanor of a bad boy, the. I'd have thought you'd be in bed after all the schmoozing and boozing tonight." Not me," she said. "Never mix pleasure with business and believe me this is business. So what are you up to? You actually look busy." Smart ass! You aren't too big to be spanked," I huffed."Ew, beat me, spank me, make me write bad checks," she giggled. "Now stop changing the subject and tell me what gives or is this secret captain stuff." It's secret captain stuff," I admitted. "But I suppose you can watch what I'm. My ass a reminder as I got out of bed. I was sore from the fucking I took, in the shower I gently washed that area ...my finger lingering around the edge immediately brought my "clit" to attention. I masturbated in the shower that morning, trying to concentrate on sex with a woman but the only thing that made me cum was thinking of HIM.It was a saturday so I busied myself with errands, laundry, all the mundane things that just need to get done. I put the previous nights events out of my mind.. "Lars was right, by that evening I had added to my camping gear a portable shower. I have no idea how the weird thing works, but it is a marvel. It sets up in only a couple of minutes and produces a shower of water at any temperature I want. I have no idea where the water comes from or where it goes, since there are no pipes. It could be set up in a fancy living room and used without getting the floor wet or needing any sort of external connection! Not only that, just like magic, it folds up.