Phir woh pata nahi koi ajeeb raaste pe le gaya.Maine use pucha to usne bola yeh shortcut hai.Wahan par koi nahi dikh raha tha.Ham city se bahut door t...e.Achanak se usne rickshaw rok dimaine pucha kya hua to bola ki mere friend ko bhi drop karna hai.Maine bola thik hai.Utne main hi ek innova ayi.Unme se teen log nikle aur mujhe jabardasti us gaadi main le gaye.Rickshaw waala bhi unke saath mila hua tha.Tab mujhe strike hua ki wo phone par baat kar raha tha”…..Sir,mast rapchik maal hai,bole to. I was tryna convince Maya she needs to come out to the club with us Saturday. Shes worried Big Bertha or somebody is gonna try to hit on her or somethin. Oh come on, Maya. Its fun. Well watch out for you. Promise. We wont let nothin happen to you. I just… Fine its settled then. Youre comin! Yay! Lou Lou burst out. Fine. Ill go…this one time. If I dont like it tho Im not goin again. Ok. Cami and Lou Lou say in unison. Saturday is gonna be awesome! Lou Lou bursts. Class. Class! Settle down now.. Wo doosri Baar jhadne ki position main aa chuki thi aur jhadne wali thi kuch der baad wo fir se jhad gayi aur uski choot ka ras nikal kar mere lund aur pet par lagne laga wo bhi ab thak chuki thi aur ab chudne ke liye mana kar rahi thi par mujh par to jaise shaitan sawar tha maine jabardasti use butterfly positin main liya aur fir se chodne laga butterfly position main chodne main bahut maja aa raha tha ab mujhe aisa laga jaise ki mere andarJwalamukhi ubhar raha ho main aur tej-2 dhakke maarne. I said, "You obviously haven't been listening."* My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back.Compliments of LarryOne hot summer day, Bruce came to town with his dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into the pub for a cold one.Some 20 minutes later, a cop entered the bar and asked, "Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside... ?"Bruce called out, "It's mine, mate." Your dog seems.