What do you name a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Ilene.What do you call an Asiatic woman, with one leg shorter than the other? Irene.What...do you call a man with no legs, no arms, in a vat of boiling water? Stew.What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, affixed to your wall? Art.What do you call a man with in the middle of the ocean, with no life jacket? Bob.What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, in a pile of leaves? Rustle.What do you call a woman with a cheesy. .." She snickered at how anxious he was. "Welllll,"she considered, "how about this. I give you permission to place just thetip of your useless small penis against the entrance of my silky, snugpussy. I'll let you feel what you're no longer allowed to have." He gotinto the missionary position and carefully brought the end of his stiffmember into contact with the center of her femaleness. The sissy husbandgroaned with frustration. His wife said, "Poor baby. Poor sissy baby.Momma will help. Their eyes lingered for a second at his feet as they realized he was wearing feminine shoes. One girl nudged the other and they looked, smiled and went about their searching. So this guy liked to wear sandals out in public? Everyone's got to show off his or her toes at one time or another.He reached for several shades of nail polish and the girls saw that his delicate hands had long oval nails adorned in the same rose-pink color that decorated his toes. One of the girls came to the conclusion. "Cum in my mouth"It sure worked and before he could get his cock up to my mouth he had already shot a stream of cum up onto my flat belly. He stumbled up and hit me with another jet on my tits and finally got the rest of his cock into my mouth. He had a full load and it was still so much that it flowed out of my mouth. I pushed some more out of my mouth and swirled it around his knob."Oh yes lick that cock, suck that cum you little slut." He said."Oh fuck, oh fuck" was all I heard Paul say as.