” I’ve seen this up close at a small orgy I put on once. Unless you’re into extreme anal insertions, taking a big massive bone up your backside ...esults in a prolapse that might need stitches one day to stop you from shitting yourself with leakage. I was fisted once or twice so I know a bit about it. The pulsing and throbbing was nice (I was stoned) but it was hard to sit down as my butt looked like I was a Candy Assed Baboon! A small cock can go hard up the back love canal for a long time. I discovered many weeks later that there was a code for where you put the key. If you put it on your left ankle it meant that you wanted to get fucked. If you wore it on your right ankle it meant you wanted to fuck someone. If you wore it on your left wrist it meant that you wanted to suck a cock and if you wore it on your right wrist you wanted to get a blow job. As I said I didn’t know about those secret codes and I put the key on my left ankle mainly because I didn’t want it to hit me in the. What was you laughing so hard about? I did my level best to be real dignified.Sincerely yours,Elmo Thudpacker.Letter 2 - Victimized By CircumstancesDear Judge,Well it looks like I got busted again. And let me tell you that this is again not my fault this time either. I am a victim of circumstances all over again. This shit just keeps happening to me and I am the victim of it all. I been trying to stay out of trouble because you being so tight assed about such things and all. I have been doing. He was in and out of the emergency room seven times, the last time all his systems were shutting down and had to be put on a respirator, Three days later he woke up without the ability to move his legs, A MRSA absess had cause his spinal cord to be crushed. Last year I went with an old bf I had been seeing and my husband found out, Things have been going from bad to worse since, I had been having sex with other men for many years, I can't stop even if I wanted to, it hurts to bad.This last.