Much to her surprise, the next message contained his number. She hesitently tried to change the subject . It was his persistence that drove it home ...n the end and she finally agreed to call. She was SO NERVOUS. What if he didn't like the sound of her voice? What if she was not what he suspected....or perhaps even more terrifying.......what if she was?She anxiiously dialed the number and began striking up a conversation with him. They talked all night until 9 am the next morning. They. A silly, ridiculous, funny story about a guy who keeps getting attacked by the suddenly cock-hungry women around him. God, but that title name is awful though... I'll take any suggestions with anything better in the comments. [Status: Chapter Eight Released - 30/08/2022]Caffeinated Quickies: Honeyed Housewife (A Bimbo Bakery Short Story) - Mike comes home after receiving a big promotion to find his wife a very changed woman. A short, light, mildly silly story written for my amazing ByMeACoffee. As she was putting on her make-up, she was wondering what was going on in that sleeping brain...and she giggled in merriment.Ellen needed some insurance, though.She finished her make-up to her satisfaction, and went across the room to Christopher's dresser drawer. She opened the top drawer, and removed all but his oldest, most unattractive, and worn-out pairs of briefs, and undershirts. What was left certainly didn't look appealing, and with the subconscious suggestion implanted in. " Let's go see it," he suggested."Sylvia take a clipboard. k Go show Jerrod that house at the end of the street. Write down what it needs to make it livable and then see that it gets done." I said it smiling."What kind of rent do you want? My pension is very small, I can't afford much," he said."Oh I was thinking about a barter system. We will call the rent $400 a month. Then when you help me we will deduct that from the rent balance. You will have your pension free and clear plus anything else.