"Shit, Mom!" Eleni declared. "I can't believe you'd do this to me!" Well, I know it's unexpected but he really thought it would be best this way. I've...been dying to call and tell you all week!"Eleni rolled her eyes but resigned herself to her fate. It wasn't like she was seeing anyone special at college."So spill it, Mom. Whom have you been conspiring with?" I can't tell you. It's a surprise," she said matter-of-factly."God, Mom! This isn't funny! Can you at least give me hint?"Her mother's. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.”By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Gerry’s answer and said to the solicitor: “I’d like to hear what he has to say about his favourite cow, Bessie.”Gerry thanked the Judge and proceeded. “Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my fav’rit cow, into de trailer and was drivin’ her down de road when this huge Maclean potato truck and trailer came tundering tru a stop sign and hit me trailer right in da. I want those places shut down, and the owners brought to me. The precinct captains as well. All the employees confined, with the women taken to the hospital for a full medical examination. I want a report on their condition as soon as soon as possible. Cut the road off; I don’t want word of this getting to the other towns before we get there, where you will do the same.” Then almost as an afterthought, “Have the men tested for drugs. Any that don’t pass, no matter who they are, to be shipped. She pushed me over onto my back and sat astride me. "You've made me so hot. I'd have liked to spank you a lot longer." She reached under the slip and dress and commenced fondling me. "Is that okay? Can I do that?" she asked brightly. I nodded solemnly. "Your eyes are really cute you know, sometimes they look so soft and gentle and brown and then the light catches them and they have this green glitter to them. Dead sexy." She sat back upon her haunches, still astride me, and looked at me.