I kept the joke going.“Lucky I’m phoning at night when the phone’s not engaged, then, Mum! Anyway, despite British Rail’s very best efforts, I...��ve finally made it back to Middlesbrough. Have Jen and Hamish got home to Reading?”“Yes, she phoned half an hour ago. She said that Catriona gave you all an exceptionally good lunch?”“Yeah, it’s Hamish’s 21st coming up. Even had champagne!”“I’ll have to remember to post his card. Don’t forget to get a nice one for your sister!”“I won’t!”The pips went, we. . yes.. just like that.. slowly, mom. You are making me tremble and my legs have started to shake.”Soon precum has started oozing out of my cock and got mixed with the oil down my shaft.Then I asked mom to stop the act as I didn’t want to cum now. She almost held my dick for half an hour with oozing precum.Then I again asked her to work on my butt. She fingered my asshole again, this time with two fingers. She then sucked my asshole with her tongue. I really love this kind of foreplays. By this. "If I keep jerking on your cock, will you cum over it? Will you splatter it with your hot sticky baby batter?" she then asked lustfully."Yes, god yes!" I groaned beginning to feel excited."Do you promise Kevin? do you?" she then asked urgently"Yes I promise! I promise!" I groaned.Then I watched Julia move one of her hands down the front of her body, and from where I was stood behind her, I saw her little fingers appear on her soft smooth mound, before they began to rub her pussy.As they did,. As I moved to kneel behind the woman, I said, “Eve, I’d love to multiply you, but I’ve been thinking. ‘Multiply’ is a complicated word which is too long and cumbersome. Why don’t we come up with a short, more-easily pronounceable name? Eve, how does the word ‘fuck’ sound to you? I could say, ‘Woman, I’d like to ‘fuck’ you!’ What do you think?”“Oh Adam, that’s a perfect word!” Eve heartedly agreed. “You are good at your naming job. Now Mister, stop talking, stick your cock into my ass,.