There has been some talk of burglars round this area recently." I saidShe crossed her arms, her petite breasts pushing together a little in her shirt....Really?" She replied"oh, yeah. I mean, nothing to worry about, probably" I said, smirking, trying not to laugh at the pretence I was stumbling over "But, you know as "a gentleman". I would feel better if maybe I came in for a minute and checked the place over, if you're going to be alone tonight" Very noble" she smirked back, she stood to one. “I thought you wanted to wait and break up with him face to face.”“He accidentally texted me something he meant for one of his guy friends. ‘Bro! I totally just scored with Chelsea Evans! Been after her since high school! High-five! Goin in for Round 2!’ So I sent him back a text that said ‘High-five’ and left it at that. He’ll figure it out.”“Ouch!” I said. “Are you okay?”“That depends,” she said with a crooked smile. “Are you gonna give me a reason to text him back?”“Absolutely,” I. "Play something long and slow for me." He didn't even open his eyes or give any other indication that he was awake.Startled, both Mom and I said, "Sure," at the same time.Mom stopped by the piano to slip her feet into her slippers that were tucked beneath the bench and I realized then that she had been practicing on her own when I wasn't home. She twisted around and sat on the end of the bench, slumped forward in the demeanor of a c***d who didn't want to play, like me years ago when I wanted. Oh my god, Iam so falling for her. I am the luckiest guy in the world. Seriously.Oh crap! I totally forgot about my underwear again! I actually startedhaving a discussion with myself."She's going to find them and I'm done for. I guess all I can hope for isthat wherever they landed they're enough out of sight that I can grab themtomorrow. Yeah, they HAVE to be out of sight. I'll be okay. And if anyoneknows that the panties were on top of the pile, they'll just think thatwhoever owned them took.