I was thinking about it the whole time I was driving to the village and was laughing out loud again by the time I got there. When the jeep stopped and...before I shut it off Chung appeared in the seat beside me like a Genie. He was looking at me with a frown on his face because I was still laughing.Before I could say a word he did."Ok what you do now Sarge?" Now why would you think something like that my friend?" You leave this morning drunk, in bad mood and walking. You come back laughing and. Cut down a good quantity of fresh nettles. The best ones are young with pliable stems. A shopping bag full is about fine. Take a nettle and brush it against the head of your penis. If you haven't got an erection so far, this should bring one on. It doesn't hurt much, the sensation is rather good in fact. Brush some more nettles against your penis, the shaft as well. Gradually a rash will appear and little bumps. Keep going. The more you do, the greater the numbing effect so the next bit will be. I left it a day or so and told Michelle eventually that Kelvin wanted to know if ...... it didn’t take a rocket scientist to figure what he was thinking. It didn’t take her long to decide and without asking me she had made her mind up, she said that’s sorted then I can’t stand condoms. When arranging to meet up he had dropped it into the conversation with her and then I realised she couldn’t wait. She wound me up by saying how different and much better it’ll be and told me that she couldn’t. 'You said I could kiss you, ' he whispered and leaned to her excited lips. 'I could fall for you so easy!' He lied as his mouth covered hers. How could he fall for her when he was already madly in love with her? All of the many girls' and women he had been with in his life all faded away, now the only one that filled his mind was Leona.She pulled away from his kiss. 'Oh my! Are you trying to take advantage of me, Sir?' Leona asked in a low, submissive voice. She didn't care if he was or not, he.