Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.Common Sense f...nally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.Common Sense was preceded in death,-by his parents, Truth and Trust,-by his wife, Discretion,-by his daughter, Responsibility,-and by his son, Reason.He is survived by. I ordered nothing to be desired, and she did as well. We chatted through and through the night until she downed a few glasses of wine and me a few of Bourbon. I felt her foot go along mine and begin to rub my dick. Of course I got hard, and I knew it was time to leave before things got too much accelerated just at the restaurant. I paid, got up with her, and we stumbled out of the door and barely stayed on the sidewalk going down to her place.We could barely stumble through the door of her. Oh shit! I realized what it was. Landon's eyes were glassy and half-open. His mouth was slightly open too. He didn't appear to be blinking. The last time I had seen it this look, we had been 11 and Landon had been standing in the hallway of this very house adjusting all the pictures. I had learned a lot about sleepwalking watching my best friend. I knew not to wake him up. I knew I could guide him back to bed gently. I knew he wouldn't remember a thing about his sleepwalking adventures. And,. I chuckled. I sat up slightly, placed my hand on her cheek, and kissed her lips ever so gently. I hadn't the slightest idea how much of a horny mood she was in until I kissed her. Before I knew it, our tongues were in a passionate dance. I slipped her tee off of her and to my surprise, that was the only thing she was wearing. I shook my head and whispered, "You naughty girl," with a chuckle. Her only reply was a chuckle, then another passionate kiss. She sat on me in such a way that my legs.
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