God, how long had we been sitting there before she showed up? Half an hour, maybe? Poor Mom must have thought we'd lost our minds! I know Dad came dow... those stairs two at a time. I wonder what he expected?" Yeah, I remember that day. Shit, did I ever get a lecture from Dad. I think he figured I was the biggest pervert in town, too. 'Your own sister! How could you?' he screamed at me. I didn't have the faintest idea what he was talking about. Geez, if he could only see us now, huh? The poor guy. Instead was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen. My eyes moved fromher delicately painted face, down over the bodice of her lace and ribbontrimmed dress, lower to where her legs seemed to escape from a bouffantcloud of frothy skirts, and finally down to the tiny pink bows whichdecorated her girlish slippers. I was lost in a trance."How was this possible?" I thought to myself. As I turned to see thereflection from another angle, it hit me. As the layers of taffetaswished about my. " The funny thing is," I added. "They don't even know it is me now when Ipass them on the street. I went into the pub where Heidi fucked all thoseguys that night and the same guys who made fun of me wanted to buy medrinks. They don't get that I am still technically married to Heidi untilthe divorce goes through. They think I am just a new woman who moved intothe neighbourhood." Why don't you scrub all that dried jism off you and go there tonight fora pub dinner," mommy said. "Let's see what. Killed him right there. The woman was slightly hurt but nothing happened to the drunk. All he got was 6 months in jail!" AC's anger was clearly noticeable in his voice and choice of words."I'm so sorry ... I mean, I know it wasn't your fault or anything, but I do feel badly for your loss." Thank you. I'm dealing with it the best I can."As we walked, we discussed all sort of things. He was a senior at the U and really didn't know what he wanted to do with his life. Feeling maternal, I tried to.