Laura turned a surprised look on her face."Randy, what are you doing here? I thought you would sleep all night," then to the three men, "I gave him th... best blow-job he's ever had, he was passed out with a smile on his face when I left him, weren't you sugar?" she said, patting me on the cheek."Why don't you go back to sleep?" one of the guys said, putting an arm around Laura's shoulder. She didn't seem to mind."Let's go," I said, taking one of her hands. She took a drink and shook her head,. Quite right. As I am leaving my house, or rather, as Lorraine is leaving her house, in a pink wedding dress as befits a widow, to tie the nuptial knot with Lionel, accompanied by Barbara as my matron of honour, who should appear but the undead Geoffrey? I know it was predictable, but trust me, Tommy Lancaster had directed it superbly and the audiences’ surprise was palpable. The second surprise is that Lorraine, having developed a genuine and passionate love for Lionel wasn’t best pleased to. Imight never be able to reverse the changes and return to being a man.But right now, right this second, there is nothing I want more than tokiss this amazing man in the car beside me. Richard slips a hand intothe fur coat and caresses my side, pulling me in close, as our kissgets deeper and warmer, tongues and lips and sand-papery male skin. Istroke his neck and run my hands through his hair. Boldly, he places ahand on my breast, and I breath "Yes, *please*," before returning toour kiss.We. It was a goodbye party for the seniors. My luck just seemed to be getting better and better. My plan was perfect; it was old school with a little futuristic twist. Folding up the paper I looked over at the girls in the corner and began stroking the growing bulge in my jeans envisioning everything that would happen to them. I snuck in and hid in the back I knew that they never checked the bathrooms at the far back of the library. I waited patiently the girls giggled and laughed. Then everything.