. Dumped before she started. Now he was here ... with his Hero Companion ... sure she was rather plain ... but she did look like fun in the sack.“Wh...t did you do?” Ellen asked.She wasn’t looking at either of them.So ... as one voice ... they said.“I told her we were going,” JW said.“I hit my head because I didn’t duck,” Zo said.The only part that was understood was the first “I”. The rest of it was: ‘ToldhitmyherbecauseweIweredidn’tgoingduck.”And they both looked guilty.Cassandran women have. She nodded.“I won’t be making any waves. I know she’s your friend, and she didn’t say anything negative about you that day, so...” I said.“Andrew, I’m not talking about just not making waves. I would love you even more than I already do ... I mean ... if you could see your way clear to forgive her those stupid remarks. You know this one time,” she said. I stared at her kind of coldly, but she was now my wife, and she did have the keys to my heart instead of to my cell.“Anna, I guess, okay. Just. ”“This isn’t about Courtney,” Becky said calmly. “This is about you and me. I’ll hit her whenever I feel like it.”She popped a pink bubble and smiled.Now I was mad again. Even angrier than before. “You’re not supposed to chew gum with braces Becky,” I shouted. “And you’re not supposed to hit people that are nice to you. How stupid are you!?”“I have an IQ of 176, Rubber Chicken. And in case you forgot, I do whatever I want.”“Shut up Becky!” I yelled. It wasn’t a great comeback, but I was too mad. Oh, fuck, so much bigger than my finger or tampon, the only other objects to have got this far.I felt full and stretched, and oh so fucking good.For a few moments, I just held it still as I adjusted to the feelings it triggered.I let my mind freewheel. I had always been told that good sex is as much mental as physical.Who would I picture as I enjoyed my first proper orgasm, Andy da Silva from my civics class, Robbie Grey from book club, Big Johnny Dreyfus from the football squad?Closing my eyes.