It didn’t take long before my attire was pleasantly rewarded. A man and his partner walked towards me, and their faces said it all, her jealous scow..., and his quick backward glance at my behind as we passed, to which he received a swift poke in the ribs.The platform was busy but hadn’t yet reached that awful sardine moment where the pushing and shoving begin for available space. The hot blast of air stung my eyes as the train approached, and I was relieved to find that the carriage was. " "I don't understand, Pamela." "I didn't believe it, couldn't believe it at first when I read it. I thought maybe it was a story he'd written. Or maybe a fantasy, I don't know. I used to be a guy; I used to be John's college roommate. The only thing even close to a friend that he had." I tried not to laugh. "That's impossible." "I can't remember anything past about five years ago when we met. I don't remember my childhood, I don't remember going to school, and I don't remember my parents.. Two scoops, not big, not small. Perfect. Tan lines all around. Damn. "Bet you're getting a hard on." I tried not to, but failed. She ran up quickly to the fence and looked over. "See, I knew it. You like me. Want me to take my pants off too?" Noooo." My brain said HELL YEAH. "Uh, no, someone could come by." No one's home. I'm in my yard." Her hands went to the button of her shorts. "Don't ya want to know if I'm all blonde?" Really, please. It's not right..." Oh god, if she's all blonde I may. Whoops, just a minute?”“Everybody within the sound of my voice. Stand up and raise your right hand.”I watched Jeff from the doorway of the dressing room as he did all this.There was a lot of questioning going on, especially with the ‘Brides’ cast.Jeff started back up, “There is a secret many of you know, but I must say the following, ‘If you know you can’t keep a secret from your friends and family, leave now – I mean it!’”Of course, nobody left, due to the dramatic nature of what Jeff was.