Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.15. You actuall... scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t a #9 on this list.AND! NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.This one is compliments of Reltney McHere’s another one, about Little Johnny.Little Johnny was in first grade, and his reputation had preceded him.Today’s class was phonics, and everybody was to identify a word that began with the letter on the card. There in front of me was my mother standing naked smiling and cupping her large left breast in her hand, her arm hid the areole and nipple of her right breast and her other hand hid her vagina from full view. I was stunned, my cock softened imediately and I closed the picture straight away as if she had caught me looking at it.I tried to understand what I had just seen, could it be a woman that looks like my mum or was it really her, I opened the second picture and staring out at me was my. It was also decided that Beth and the children would pack a suitcase each with the things they really wanted to bring with them. Everything else was given to goodwill. The next day they stepped onto a plane and never once looked back. All the girls spent the next week buying everything new, from clothes to furniture and a car. The rest of the summer was an orientation exercise for them all, I even showed them some of the places Ginny used to take Steven when he was younger. The one thing about. ..I'm going to cum" and even tried to pull his head off my dick by his hair. He just shoved my cock further down his throat as I exploded. I was worried about the mess until I realized that there was none. I had just been sucked dry and left clean.Now, it was my turn...first blowjob (and still only one) I'd ever given. I didn't get much practice, either. This guy obviously had a quick trigger. He laid back on the bed as I kissed down his happy trail of hair towards his now engorged.