“I was just having a bath, there’s a problem with the hot water.”David went upstairs, heading for the main bathroom.“Not there,” she called,...“in here, in our private bathroom.”David entered the bedroom, Eve was standing there, dressed in a silk dressing robe, loosely tied at the waist so that the top part was parted down as far as her waist.David had a little chuckle to himself at how obvious she was, thinking what a shame she had such small tits as whatever image she was trying to portray, she. Damn it was feeling good, so good I didn't want to rush it so I slowly stroked myself until my cock was fully engorged to the point the head was turning purple. The next thing I know the janitor walks in with his cleaning supplies and mop bucket and starts emptying the trash and cleaning the bathroom. FUCK! I thought to myself, this isn't going to work, so I flushed the toilet as if I had just finished, pulled up my pants, and exited quickly with a "What's up" to the janitor as I left.There was. He walks into the bedroom and says “This is the pig I’ve been f@#king!”His wife says “You idiot! That’s not a pig, that’s a sheep!”The farmer says “Will you shut the f@#k up! I was talking to the sheep!”Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.One lady turns and asks, “Do you still get horny?”The other replies, “Oh sure I do.”The first old lady asks, “What do you do about it?”The second old lady replies, “I suck a lifesaver.”After a few moments, the first old lady. Mahine mein ek ya do baar main Ahmed se chud pati thi. Par usme mujhe shanti nahi milti thi. Main Reshma pe gussa hone lagi. Ahmed se aur chudai ki bhik mangne lagi. Par woh bhi kuch nahi kar sakta tha.March 2020 mein Lockdown hua India mein uske baad to sabhi gharpe atke hue the. Mera pati Medical MR tha to woh kaam pe jata tha. Mera khali ghar dekh ke pados ka ladke ake mujhe chodta, doodh pita, aur din bhar mujhe nanga rakhta. Meri pyas kuch had tak buj rahi thi.Udhar Reshma ka bura haal ho.