“I’m obligated to, you see. Linda’s is the last one and only I am left without a challenge. Everyone else had fulfilled their quest obligations ...ut us. Obligation ... what a bitch it is! That’s why I left, that’s why I finally came back, and that’s why I’m going to go in there, smile at him and wiggle my ass and get this over with! Obligation never means that you have to like it!”If Linda has any character shortcomings, then I don’t know what they might be. She had balls ... and even courage. I enquired what was the matter. ‘I’m going to have them off,’ said Nellie. I was not clear what she meant. ‘My tits,’ she said, lifting them pointedly. ‘Nobody ever remembers Nellie the charming barmaid, just Nellie with the big tits. Nobody at work says, “take it to Nellie the first class secretary,” they just say give it to the chest. I’m going to have them reduced.’ ‘Don’t be wet, Nellie,’ said Donna. ‘They are a national monument. That would be like cutting a bit of Winston Churchill’s. ” Part of me was jumping for joy that he was as keen to conspire as I was. I honestly didn’t know how most man-to-man hookups worked.I looked up at him as the electricity passed between us, Then I looked at the bulge in his pants, which seemed to be twitching at my eye’s level. I rose up, unsure of what I’d actually do, but I had the signed and tipped check in my hand. I moved in closer to offer it to him, and both of us had that ripe crackle in our eyes, as our minds whispered to each other,. She wouldn't really stay would she? Does she think 11 year olds cantbathe themselves? I knew I could bathe myself by around 6 years old, by10 I was making my own meals.Maybe Suzanne ran things differently in her house, maybe this was what aloving family was like.The bath was ready and Suzanne was making no moves to the door, shestood there watching me, I noticed her foot tapping on the floor."Scared of the water Lauren?" she asked."No, I just..." I looked at her nervously. Suzanne walked over.