Huley wrapped her arms around my neck and planted random kisses about my face. Her feet were off the floor and my hand was on her ass, holding her to ...e so I could walk us toward the cash register.Even when the cafeteria manager came out to warn us that she was going to call security Huley would not release her hold on me."I told you I was going to be all over you today," she bragged when I finally got her seated across from me. Even then, she attracted more attention. She had removed the. I told myself not to do it but I found myself with this urge to give him an erection and see what his response would be?I joined him at the table and as I sat down I made sure to expose my titties to him. He seemed very pleased at my mistake of allowing my robe to open so far and as we sat there drinking the beer, I inadvertenly touched his leg with my foot. I apologized but he said there was no problem so I knew I had him for my own.After several beers, I asked him if he had a girlfriend? . The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, ‘Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?’“Nah,” says the little old Jewish man... “Costs too much!”These are compliments of J & B.Paraprosdokianis a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence is unexpected - and oft times humorous:1. If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive.2. I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they’re flashing behind you.3.. ... It's like this. Can you think of anyplace I could go and pass as a boy?" "No, not even if you shaved your head. You'd still be gorgeous." "Thanks. But that's the problem. I may be a boy, but I don't look a little feminine, I look like a major babe, and I have my whole life. My folks are cool with it, so it's not like my dad's all hyper that his son isn't one hundred percent male. That's Carlton, he's my oldest brother, and he's in the Marine Corps. They worked it out long ago."See, the.