God and he says I’m reckless with my personal info!” Looking up at Melinda, “Hey earth to Melinda, you listening to me, that was your cue to agr...e with me!”“Huh what?” What was he going on about. “ Sorry Mark I was distracted by something I read online while you were helping your dad!”“Oh I said that dad couldn’t believe that someone wouldn’t talk with him online, that’s all!” looking back down at his laptop then “Hey Bill wants to know if you like to make some easy money tonight helping to lay. Big mistake that! Oh, she was responsive and willing - twice a week on Tuesday and Saturday - but only with the lights in the bedroom off, night gown on and lifted to the waist, condom AND diaphragm in place and even then only in the missionary position. Oral sex? Oh no, much too disgusting. Care to try a touch of anal? Get away from me you disgusting pervert! No, Rhonda looked great on my arm, kept a clean house and was a better cook than my mother (and that's saying something) but in the. " He said, sliding his finger from her. "I wish to not hurt you."She smiled a wide open smile. "Then go slowly, but you must go, or the pain I will bear from this bed will be great." She touched his face. "Take me now, my lover, I will wish to wait no longer to feel you take my maidenhood from me."He moved over her, using his well-developed arms to hold his upper body off of her small frame. Her legs parted farther, and he moved close. He could feel her silky skin on his sides, where her thighs. He's somehow tapped into the inner conscience and he's controlling the feeble minded. But he's selling this stuff to a few people, including yours truly, that helps us get to that higher state of mind too. Hey! I could get you some!" I am trying not to laugh, the story is so ridiculous! But then again, he does have a crazy hot redhead attached to his dick and 20 women in the front of his house."Damn girl," Dan says, looking down at his crotch and the head moving up and down on it. "You're good.