'.And an affair with a married woman was much simpler since she had as much to lose as I did, and I didn't have to worry about unwelcomed visits or an... craziness. I was working nights at a major UPS sorting center and days I had a remodeling, painting, misc. repair business I took care of mostly alone, at times i had help when i had something i could not do alone. UPS was only part time, the only position they offer to their sorting center employees, but it was ideal because it was union. I was so excited about what I had planned that I got things started as soon as I stepped into his house.“Kshitiz, I have a very special birthday present for you that I think you’re really gonna like. I’ve been thinking about this for a while now, and your birthday is the perfect time for me to give you this gift.” I said as I quickly stripped.“Well where is it? I don’t see a package.” Kshitiz said.“Look down.” I said pointing at my feet.“Well, isn’t that adorable, there are little bows on all. Check it on the way out of the house and when you back in again as that’s where we’ll leave any messages or mail. We all use the kitchen rather than the front door!”I disappeared late afternoon to ferry the excited kids Mary and Darren from Rickmansworth to Gloucester and didn’t get back until 9pm.By that time on Sunday night Gina was exhausted, from all the organising and hand shaking she’d done all day. We went to bed early and we just spooned. I pulled her in tight and buried my nose in her. "Yeah!" She grinned at me and she pointed at the biggest dildo there, a 36" long double headed dong as big around as my arm probably. "I wonder if they sell a lot of those." Oh God!" I didn't really want to look at it. "I don't even know what half this stuff is for." Yeah, you do," Karen said and I would have blushed then, if I weren't already so dark, but even so..."Can I help you two find something?" the guy working there asked, almost making me jump out of my shoes. I hadn't realized he was.