He wasn't a virgin and thought he was going to show me all about how to have sex. As soon as he started kissing me and grabbing at me I stopped it and...made believe I was having second thoughts" Wow, that's amazing" I told her. "You know, now that you mention it, I remember him talking about some woman, but with that damn German accent I never figured out who he was bragging about. Funnier now that I know it wasn't even true!" But you were WAY more than I bargained for" Pat said. "I figured I. The hair sprouting from his crack was matted around where his hole would be lurking: his arse would be nothing if not odoriferous which struck me as ironic given the critique he'd delivered about our sexual smells."Go on," Ricky urged me. "Sniff his arse, Scott!" Yeah!" Jason agreed, grabbing his buttocks with both hands and prizing them apart. "Have a whiff of what a real man's arse smells like! Come on... get stuck in... while you're gettin' bummed up yer own!"Ricky's rhythm grew even faster. She said something to him and smiled, and then grabbed a couple of menus. She approached and flashed a big smile at both of us. “Hi there, fellas! Can I start you off with some coffee?”I smiled back. “Coffee for my friend, and I’d like some tea, please.”“Sweet tea?”I shook my head. “Hot tea, please.”“Sure thing!” She gave us the menus and said, “Back in a jiffy!”Fletcher twisted his head to watch her leave. “Cute kid.”“They’re all cute at that age. I think I was born older than that,” I replied. This vision walks to the end of the bar, sits down on the stool next to me, gives me a thousand-watt smile and says,"Hey sailor. Buy a girl a drink?"For a couple of seconds I just stared at her. I'm not a bad looking guy, but I've never been the sort that beautiful creatures like this one would approach and I could tell from the twinkle in her eye that she knew the effect that she was having on me. I shook the fog out of my head and called Bea over, "give the lovely lady what she wants" and.