'Adam said, 'How do I do that?'God first said (under His breath), 'Geez... 'And then, just like everything else, God explained that toAdam, as well.So... Adam goes down into the valley,across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman.Then, in about five minutes, he was back.God, His patience wearing thin, said angrily, 'What is it now?'And Adam said...(YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS!!!!!!)'What's a headache?'!!!!!!!!!!!This one is compliments of John:On the outskirts of a small. The police raided the party. The first I knew about it was when the cock shot out of my mouth; I peered through the hole to see two policewomen with torches walking towards the gate, the boys all in a panic.I had no wish to be caught up in this. I tugged off my heels and fled, running down the lane away from the main road as fast as I could, turning the corner at the end onto the rear access road just in time. In the distance behind me a bright torch was searching the lane near the gate."Fuck!". 3 figure 36 30 38 hogi unke bare me mera koi galat bichar nhi tha lekin ek din humare bich meWoh huwa jo nhi hona chahiye tha huwa yeh ki aajse 6 month pehle me apne room me soya huwa tha ki raat ke 1 baje rehan ki maa ka phn aaya or rote huye kaha raj jaldi aao rehan ka bahut tabiyat kharab hai mene bike li or uske ghor pouch gaya rehan ka bahut bura halat tha mene 108 me call kiya or use hospital le aaye doctor ne cheak ki or neend ki goli di or kaha chinta ki koi baat nhi subha tak thik ho. I then lowered my tongue spreading her cunt with my fingers & started licking her clit. I slowly increased my intensity & pushed my tongue hard against her clit & she started moaning heavily. I continued to lick her clit for some time often pressing her boobs. After a few minutes she cummed & I saw the cum oozing out of her cunt & dripping out. She asked me to take it in. I did so & it tasted very good. She laid with her eyes closed for a few moments & then got up to go to the bathroom. She.