Five o'clock was a long time coming but soon James was driving home hoping his baby girl was home. As James walked through the door he thought he coul... smell Chrystal's perfume the one he loved the most. Instinctively James went straight to Chrystal's room she wasn't there but her diary was and it lay open. With great anticipation and worry he grabbed the diary with his eyes shut scared to read what was written. Opening his eyes he read. Daddy I'm home, I love you and want to be loved by you,. But choose well!” Death warned. . “For some years now I,ve lusted after a blonde porn star named Vicky Vette, but there,s no way she,d have anything to do with an old fart like me!” I thought out loud. . “Do you wish to spend a night making love to Vicky Vette then?” Death asked.”Yes Please, But I,d have to be younger and possess the stamina of a Male porn star!” I reasoned. “Anything is possible! Your wish is now granted!” . Suddenly Death was gone and I found myself in a dressing room I. I turned on the water and waited till it was warm, got in and pulled the curtain closed. I started soaping my body up when I heard the door open. It wasn't uncommon for my mom to use the bathroom when I was in the shower, she didn't care since the curtain was closed."Mom," I asked, "Wondering if you're making breakfast or should I grab some from the bagel store?" It's Kate hun, not your mom" I heard. Kate?! I didn't know she was ok using the bathroom while someone was in the shower, but I guess. ”Jack breathed deeply. “It certainly is a big decision.”“Big decision.”“Why don’t you just get both?” said Carol.Jack looked at his wife as if he’d forgotten she was there. “Sorry?”“It’s what I do when I can’t decide. I get both.”“Darling, we’re not talking about shoes here. Why don’t I get you another cocktail? Waiter!”Jack and Gary plotted world domination. It didn’t look like they’d be leaving the restaurant any time soon, even though the meal was over and the bill had been paid. But Carol.