’ ‘Oh?’ ‘I got tired of her constant mess. Complained one time too many.’ ‘Ah. Like C. S. Lewis.’ ‘Precisely.’ ‘Dogs are much more...practical,’ Kauffman said contentedly. ‘Right. Well, off we go!’ Seminar that next morning was a subdued affair – like you knew it would be. The first assignment you gave them required a solid two hundred pages of reading, and as you surveyed the red-eyed, coffee-stained seniors struggling to keep their eyes open you just had to smile to at yourself, didn’t you.. ”He chuckled a deep, rumbling chuckle. “How do I do that looking like this?” you ask. “I know that I am big and ugly and not as smart as someone like Merlin, but I have my own magic.”He exhaled a deep breath that seemed to hang in a violet-tinged cloud before his face. “Once I breathe my spell on them,” he said firmly, “no woman can resist me. And once I have pounded my massive member into them, no woman regrets having been seduced by me. Some even beg me to return... and that is not a result. .I had no idea I was needy. I do acknowledge I was bored. Currently I was almost enjoying an almost private viewing of "Only the pain is real" a new film that got its NC-17 rating honestly. Violence and sex combined with a startlingly good story!And the tartlets were hot and dressed (seldom) to titillate.Thirty minutes into the film a lone white female wandered in and sat in back. I was middle center so it still seemed he was alone.Ten minutes later a black male entered took one look at the. You're doing what you want to do and enjoying it. Now you've got a fine young lady to keep you company. That's about all any man could ask for." You're absolutely right, Grampa. I couldn't ask for more," I agreed with a smile."I can see how much they love you, Ed," Gina said as we drove home that evening. "They were very nice to me and said I was welcome in their home any time." That's them, alright. If I'm anything, they shaped me into who I am." And they did a damn fine job ... something I.