Jesus, some of the pictures of the thirty somethings had to be straight out of high school year books. Then I got to his. I was a sucker for the movie... it was one of my favorites growing up. The picture pulled me in. When I read his description and actually smiled for the first time in a long time. This guy was either a pathetic loser or had a wicked sense of humor. I decided to play along. I sent him a message. … Stumpy, You pathetic worm. I’m your dream come true. Six feet four, I weigh a. As I walked the dog R E A L S L O W, I kept close to the lachine canal guard railings, & let him watch me pace real slow and very friendly like, he was clearly Stareing right at me, & I decided to walk baacka towards his caar even slower and see if he reacts,with a very warm friendly smile..his window was fully rolled down & as I approached , he seemed like a very tiny young ish boyish figure. I opened with " I wasn't sure if you were lost & figureing directions, or taking a needed break. So to my surprise I find a tight jeaned girl sitting in the chair with some cleavage showing.Now keep in mind that I have my thinnest sweats on with no under ware and a tank top. My girl wearing apron and not much revealing. We also have two c***dren running around the house being k**s. Now my bulge always shows in these pants, thats why they are my favorite. I go in the fridge to get a beer and take my favorite chair as I always do. Come to find out she is only 18 years old and she's. She then mentioned that for a young womanthat I was very attractive and she mentioned that it was strange that aspretty as I was that I hadn't found a man yet. Either way she wasinterested in me.I hadn't expected anything like this! I kept my little "hobby" to myselfand had been doing this for many years. I had been wearing women'sclothes since I was a child and had carefully practiced and learned overthe years to dress and act like a woman when I was all dressed up. Istarted going out in my.