.. Mom bought it special for Jen andwhatever." I pause for words. "I almost did cut it but I never triedagain."I'm not sure what I want to tell her an... what I want to leave out. Idon't want her to know about Mr. Owens. Wait! I'm still angry about thediaper! The goddamn diaper she left me in!!!"I'm still angry about that shitty diaper you left me in!" I declare."Why didn't you help me?" I demand. "And what the hell?! You left meoutside, locked out of the house!" I'm sorry. Dave feels terrible. It was after one of these events we had a little impromptu fun. Ashley and I were doing some photos just for the heck of it at various locations on the property. One series took her close to this ledge overlooking a lower terrace. Looking down she saw a couple in the back of their van engaged in a torrid 69. She called me over so I could also partake of the view. It was one of the other contestants and her boyfriend going down on each other. She was this really hot brunette, with nice. Primarily it was that he wasn't a part of the party. He was observing the party. He looked and acted exactly like a therapist waiting for a group session to finish its greeting time and get down to business.After fortifying myself with a half-glass of dark ale, I walked over to him and said, "You must be Dr. Collins. I assume you are the person that Shelly said wants to meet me."He looked startled, but answered, "Yes..., yes, that's why I'm here..., to meet you. You must be... ... 'W.'" He. ”Stepping over to the other chair, Oscar sat down and made himself comfortable. Expecting to find his advisor here, the presence of William made him decide that he was there for some other reason. He had no idea what that reason might be, only that he had been sent to this room. Relaxing, he asked, “What can I do for you?”William laughed at the suggestion that Oscar was there to help him. Leaning forward, he said, “You can declare your major.”“Huh?”“I asked Oliver to be your academic advisor on.