"Id like that but I'd prefer you both to be naked when I do it" I replied. "Yes. When we decided to let you masturbate us we agreed we should be naked...for it. We thought it would be very erotic. May we undress here, in your lounge?" asked Mabel. "Of course you may. I look forward to that. I would like to see you nude as much as you both like seeing me in that state". They began to undress and Mabel was soon quite nude but Joan had trouble unfastening her bra and asked me to help her take it. .. I’m really happy that Facebook is up again. It was so annoying, knockings on my neighbors doors to show them my dinner!On his 74th birthday, a man received a gift certificate from his wife.The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a near by reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his gift certificate to the medicine man, and wondered what he was in for.The old man handed a. I don't know what's more insulting: the prospect of having to submit daily "What I Did at Work" missives like a grade school kid, or Nick's assumption that we're all too dim to see what he's really doing here.Even Nick has enough smarts to realize that the mood of the crowd is suddenly turning against him, and he holds up his hand again and gives us an entirely unconvincing smile."Look, we're going to set this place up to impress a whole bunch of important people. If we pull off the projects. ” “Yeah, no shit. But it’s a good kind of pain.” “You finally carried out your weird fantasy, but at what cost? I doubt you’ll be able to close your asshole shut again…” Cecil agreed. “Well, if that’s all, I think I’ll be taking my arm out now.” She jerked back slowly and her arm wouldn’t budge. She pulled harder and harder and received zero results; Cecil wasn’t worried, which made Meredith question what was wrong with him. He has a 300lb fat woman shoulder deep inside of him and he wasn’t.