" I was mortified.'Mike' burst out laughing.Just then the waitress came over with our drinks. Thank god she didn'tlinger. I almost downed most of my d...ink in one go."What's so funny?" Because, fantasizing about the maid and the head cheerleader is such aclich?!" she said, trying to contain her incredulity.I couldn't hide my annoyance. I sat drinking quietly and studying themenu."Sorry. I shouldn't have laughed, baby." She moved even closer to me,squeezing my thigh. "I'm sorry, baby. Really.". "Honestly Jack! How could you be so careless?" Brook sniped."I saw some of the emails from you too, Mom. Dad wasn't the only one looking at Ronni."Brooke opened her mouth to reply, but she soon joined her husband in feeling totally defeated."So," Emily continued, "I told Ronni that I knew what she was doing with you guys." Oh, Baby ... I'm so sorry," Brooke said as she tried to fight off tears. "You should never have been exposed to this." Not knowing what else to do, Brooke turned on Ronni.. " Guilty. I do like them because they're big. I admit it." I decided that asking if I could kiss her breasts was a waste of time. If she fought me off, I'd suggest we take a shower. Immediately. Together.So, to demonstrate to her that sweaty breasts were not a problem, I licked them, repeatedly, lavishly, stem to stern. God. Tess' breasts were magnificent. I had never, in my sadly limited life as a lover of women, encountered anything like these monumental mammaries! Many (many women, anyway). Oh my Jesus, did I just do that?Oh, Christ. Now I had two days to go out of my mind.I was sitting in my room after supper that night, pretending to do homework but really obsessing about it, when Jake stumbled in from football practice."Hey, Rooms, what's up? You look preoccupied." You know that girl I've been helping with calc?" Yeah, Sheila Mitchell, the swimmer, " he said, "you told me. I've never met her, but I know people that know her." Yeah, well, we have a date Friday night," I.