Damn kid was smarter than she gave him credit for. “Umm…Look, Jay…You-uh...you’re right, but we can fix this, I’ve got cash-‘“No, I’m ...fraid that just will not do it...” Jay said, as he cut her off. “I’m fine on the cash front.” And smiled“Well, umm…Uh-Ok,” Anna responded timidly, “Jay, “she said as she opened the envelope, “it’s several thou-““I said NO” Jay said forcefully, but I have got something in mind.”‘oh SHIT’ Anna thought, and held out the cash “But Jay….” She said as her voice. I have some idea where those eyeglass chains could be wrapped. I am sure it will be quite nice."The next thing I know is she has the pointy toes of her black patent heels stuffed into my crotch and I have no trouble with that."Ray, I probably have a dozen pairs of reading glasses with beaded chains; do you think you can handle the job?" All half-glasses style?" No, mostly half-glasses and some silver ovals." Well, Greta, I would like to see those sometime, what is your middle name?" I. I'll call her and tell her that I've given some thought to her offer, and suggest a meeting to go over some details. It should be a public place, but private enough that no one would be able to figure out what we're discussing. Maybe the mall. No one would question two women visiting in a mall, and we could find a quiet corner somewhere."You print a few of those pictures - the last one, especially - and stay just out of sight until she thinks she's got me where she wants me. That's when you. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC."If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT."Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."7. My mother taught me IRONY."Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS."Shut your mouth and eat your supper."9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM."Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"10..