A blonde buys a chainsaw to cut down some trees in her backyard and gets the one that says “Guaranteed to cut down 100 trees a day” on the box. �...Great” she thinks “I only want to cut down 5 trees, but I bet this one will get the job done in no time at all!”Three days later returns to the shop dirty and sweaty and says: “I am sorry, but this is very misleading advertising! It says I can cut down 100 trees in a week and it took me 3 days to cut down just one! Something is clearly not right!” The. She struggled to break free. ‘Let me go!’ ‘A moment ago you acted as if you wanted me to stay, now this? I’m confused.’ ‘Oh Jeffrey, so am I.’ She clung tightly to him. ‘What am I to do when you go? I can’t bear to be with him. How can I live with someone who is so cold?’ ‘You will do very well. You will find someone who is warm to take my place.’ She tried to push herself away from him but he held her. ‘How can you say that?’ She said angrily. ‘It is you who has ruined me. I knew nothing of. “ What can I do to convince you to sell me this farm?” Sarah looked over her shoulder at him and could feel how close to her he was standing. “ There's nothing you can do. My place is not for sale. Now, if you will excuse me, I have to brush Ginger. Then get dinner ready.” “ Oh, for your husband?” “ No. For me. There's no husband, no boyfriend.” Sarah moved the brush to Ginger's rear thigh and tried ignoring how close to her he was standing. “He's turning me on,” Sarah thought, “and I was. ..transmits your growing desire into me.“Des...I’ve eaten every word you’ve ever told me, every thought we’ve ever shared...every photo of you, babe. How could I not recognize you – up there...leaning against the railing, scoping me out, if only for a moment?” It’s my turn to smile and I do...My eyes still closed. Just loving every delicious second that you’re near me, Des.I’ve waited...how long, has it been, babe, eight long months now?“Can I dance for you, Jonnie?"“Can either of us handle.