I tensed up. "Morning, Sweetie," she said cheerfully, oblivious to my reaction."Morning."Everyone chattered about every topic under the sun, except me...and Sam. I was just quiet, not feeling like talking. Sam just scowled at everyone. I glanced at him a time or two, and Mia must have noticed. She leaned against me, her breast pressing against my arm. "Sam is a jerk in the morning. That and the fact that his girlfriend broke up with him the night before we left has made him an absolute bear to be. All the girls excitedly threw up their hands and called out all sorts of positive responses, which excited the mothers no end, unbeknownst to them the girls had sneakily stolen a bottle of champagne themselves and were now a bunch of horny schoolgirls.The now quite horny themselves mothers continued to call out things to the girls like "You smell like poo, it's making me horny" and "I need to poo, who's hungry" which drove the girls wild, playfully opening their mouths wide in anticipation."Hey. Then she and Darius turned to move out of the docks area and onward into the city.Darius showed her around the city, stopping at all the places reputed to trade with elves. In each, they received the same sort of information — and the same warning."It doesn't look good," Danica mused as they walked toward the edge of the merchant district."There is one more place to check. Don't give up hope until all hope is lost, Andrea," Darius admonished with a smile. "Perhaps we shall find something useful. Jo Ann said, Why don't you two take off your top and shorts, get comfortable and I will introduce you to everyone. Jo Ann introduced us, one couple at a time, and told me they were all members of The Bottoms Up Sex Club of GreaterChicago and all of them lived within a block or two of our house.Now I had already had one shock when I came down the stairs and saw all those people but by far the biggest one was yet to come. Candy looked at me and said, Come over here sweetheart, we need to talk. I.