I was at my favourite watering hole, enjoying a couple of Guinness, when I remembered I was supposed to meet a babe for drinks a few blocks away. This...woman really liked to fuck and I figured I better not blow her off, or I wouldn’t be getting blown anytime soon. Anyway, it was about 9:30 p.m. when I wandered out of O’Toole’s pub. I turned the corner onto Main St. and was hit by a Mack truck. At least, it felt like a Mack truck. A big ham fist caught me square in the chest, then another. Thats a good boy, she cooed at my penis, as if she were talking to it directly. Then to my surprise, she bent down and kissed it on the head. My cock lurched, and Jennifer must have seen that as her signal because all of a sudden Webster was hurtling towards my nuts. THWOCK!!! The impact was deafening. The pain was blinding. My mouth popped open but no sound came out. I couldnt even see my balls underneath the massive book that had just smashed into them. I started to fall to the floor, but my. " She came up with her hands stretched. out around his torso. "I like the feel of your muscular chest, darling," she said. "It makes me feel like a real woman when I touch your manly titties, when I rub my fingers through the hair on your body." But then she turned around. "Look at that little hole of mine," she said, bending over so that he could see her full butt. "Look in there and- see if you find anything you want."Charley smiled. "I already know there's a treasure in there." He pulled her. This of course takes a great deal of time with the inspector watching closely so that no mistakes are made and that all is done correctly. My lady is now quivering and ready for an orgasm. But no, not yet. The area is again washed with all the appropriate care and precautions. Now it is time for the inspector to do his job. Al moves his fingers and hands all around the area to be inspected, spending some time making sure that the clitoris has not been damaged and the vaginal opening is.