After he looked at her, and saw her condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.Den da policeman came across de road, gun still in ha...d, looked at me, and said, “Mr. Drover, how are you feelin’? ... Now yer honor, wot da fock would you say?”Yes, I know there are different variations of this joke posted but it is still funny.The following is compliments of StarFleetCarlMurphy’s Law of CombatNo battle plan ever survives first contact with the enemy.First Corollary:The enemy. "Well, look who's here. And what can I do for you little lady?" I... I need a job. No one else in town will even speak to me, I have nowhere else to go." Word on the street is, you're broke and pregnant," he said, eying the woman who had pleasured him several times since that initial evening."I'll do ANYTHING!" Ellen sobbed, "just please don't turn me away. I slept in the livery stable last night. The smithy caught me this morning and threw me out. Please!" Are you showing yet?" No, not for a. I pulled away and said give me your cum, I kept sucking and taking him to the limit then stopping before he came. I love that it drives him crazy and lets me have more fun. So after sucking him for a few more minutes I said are you gonna cum for me baby, he sort of said yes while moaning lol. I said I want it please I want it on my face, I won't waste a drop. Well as I continued to stroke his cock and talk dirty he started cumming all over my face. When he was done I looked at him and said I'm. There were two beds fairly close together on one side of the room and two desks, two dressers, and two closets to fill in the remaining space. The girls talked about the fun they were going to have in their new college life. As time went by the girls grew even closer together. They studied together, watched TV together, hung out with the same friends, and so on. Rebecca, having a higher sex drive than most women her age, found it very hard to find her special time to masturbate. The only time.