They texted the apartment number and I walked up the stairs. I got up there and rang the door bell. It took a while but a big bald guy with a goatee a...swered the door he was wearing shorts and a black tshirt. His name was Richard he said, "hi" come in as he waved me to come in. Across the room was a big guy with a beard and no hair with just jean shorts on sitting on the couch. Richard walks over to the guy and said Ron our guest is here. Ron stood up and said, "hi james" Richard walked over to. “They’re condoms”, he adds. “What?” I say. “Condoms. You put them on your willy when you have sex. I heard me Da say so – he was giving orders to me Ma to put it on his willy”. As he elaborates, I feel movement down below. I like the idea of this. I don’t know why, but it sounds like it should feel good. “Where you get them” I ask. With a look of obviousness, Mark replies “Where you think?” His father’s supply. I am handed a packet, and told to open it. I take it with shaking hands, and tear. Well, that certainly wants to be a higher wattage, she thought to herself, as she began to descend the stairway. When she was almost down to the bulb, and it was at eye level, she realized why it was so dim. The bulb was an old one; so old it had a point on the top, where the glass had been sealed after pulling a vacuum. Because it was glowing so dimly, she was easily able to look directly at the filament. It was a single wire, bent into two large elliptical loops, with both ends extending. " That's pretty shitty, even for you Jen," I suggested."Bullshit, she has my credit card number and uses it when she does dinners for me. I'll just have her pick up the stuff and whip up a dip. Maybe she will want to do one of those cheese things she does." If she comes, you are going to pay her, damn it!" I insisted."Oh alright, hey why do you need to soak and what is my fault." I got my ass kicked by the wife's new boyfriend." I snapped at her."Oh crap, I'm so sorry. Do you want to sue his.