What is the first name of God?” Forrest immediately speaks up, “Why that is easy St Peter, it is Andy!” St Peter replies “Why do you think it ...s Andy, Forrest?” “From the hymn St. Peter, ‘Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me” said Forrest in a sing-song voice. St. Peter stares at him for a minute, then opens the gate “Run, Forrest, Run”For nurses -What is the difference between a nurse and a toilet seat? A toilet seat only has to face one asshole at a time!What is long and black and hangs. I was dreaming of her spread legged and open for all to see and that really excited me. I wanted her to be naked and guys to see and touch her.We settled into watching movie and I was hoping to get her hot so I could show her off and play with her. After about 10 minutes she stiffened. I was worried she saw all those horny men lusting after her and wanted to leave. But I noticed she was watching a couple at the other end of our row. The guy's wife was sitting on her dress. She was naked. A man. "You're pretty!" And so are you, sweetie. We're going to love having you for a daughter." Sergeant Collins had moved and was patting Sarah on the back as Karolene spoke."Could I have a puppy? Mine got deaded."Karo glanced at her new husband and saw him nodding. "Sweetie we'll get you one as soon we all have a place to stay. I promise."Karo was rewarded with a squeal and an excited hug."Sergeant Collins," I said interrupting the heartwarming tableau. "The last is but a very small measure of a. He turned around and smiled at me! I was so busted!! I immediately blushed and looked down. He returned shortly after with this devilish smile on his face and said "So I saw you checking me out!" My face got instantly hot! I tried to stammer out an answer but in the end I just looked up at him with a flirty smile and said "Yes, yes I was." He laughed, "Then I think you need to "use" the restroom so I can do the same..." I agreed. I took a few deep breaths and got up and strutted to the.