I watched as my hands reached out and undid the button on his pants, grabbed each side of the waist, and yanked them down around his ankles. The next ...hing I knew, I had his giant candy cane down my throat and my nose buried in the softest mound of pubic hair you can imagine. Santa really had a gorgeous piece of uncut meat. I'd guess it was about 10" long and covered with big popping veins. Just sucking on it almost made me blow a load. It was the kind of cock you just never want to stop. He remembered that part well enough, turning his attention back to Baker as it began to tear her apart.“Now that’s somethin’ you don’t see every day,” Baker laughed as he pulled back his phone and watched the scene play out gleefully. “The locals are pretty pleased with you, to say the least. If you want my opinion, they’re probably going to start putting your face on T-shirts and coffee mugs, so be prepared for that. Oh, by the way, the Captain should be visitin’ soon to give you one of. Much of it involves putting my fingers in my ears and going 'lalalalala' so I don't have to deal with anything." He looked between them, face going serious. "I am NOT good at emotional, relationship stuff." Who is." True, but we're going to have to be unless we want things to get seriously fucked up." He resisted the obvious joke about instead wanting to be nicely fucked. This wasn't the time nor the place. Besides, someone like him who'd only been with a girl once, and that was only hours ago,. I was out on the streetin the seedier side of town. I looked down at myself and I was dressedlike a regular skank. I had on a red, lycra mini dress, that barelycovered my nipples. My breasts were pushed right up, showing an insaneamount of cleavage. The dress was so short you could see the tops of myblack stockings, which were torn and my feet were in a pair of red 6inch, stiletto heeled pumps. I could feel from the breeze that I wasn'twearing underwear.My wrists were weighed down by cheap.