I should never drink,” I said, my face in my hands.“What did you do, Rachel?”I hesitated at first, and then told him.Joel laughed. “So what? H...’s probably pleased that half the female student body wants to get in his pants.”I glared at him. “I made a fool out of myself.”“He probably went home and jacked off after you told him that you thought he was hot. If I was him, I would’ve taken full advantage of you.”I hit Joel on the arm.“That’s right, I kind of already did,” he said, laughing. “Apply this liberally to your front side.” She climbed on the table and lay on her back. “When you have thoroughly coated the front of your body, step to the end of the table and massage me with your whole body as you slide up on me. Make sure there’s enough oil to get my boobs good and slippery.” Still awestruck, Stephanie faltered at following Rita’s orders. “Do I need to get off this table? If I do it will be to get a leather strap to spank you with. Now get busy!” I almost laughed out loud. I recognised the samosa as being included in the tiffen served me at Ramjam Bhutti’s shop.“A pukka sahib would not be seen dead in one of these places,” Huck said as we wiped our mouths and fingers before leaving one such venue. “The locals love to see me, and now you, enjoying their local cuisine and mixing with them. I fear we British have given ourselves too many airs and graces. All members of the Honourable East India Company think themselves as aristocrats when they arrive in India when. ‘Could it be possible, was his little girl taking her added burden of being his caretaker a little too seriously? No, don’t be ridiculous; she wouldn’t do anything like that, she’s a good girl. You just had a sexual dream about your wife. It’s been over eight months since she’s gone; you just needed a release.’The conversation in his head kept repeating itself, until he found himself making the turn into the shopping center parking lot. They were the first to arrive, but within five minutes.