I am a red-blooded man and seeing two beautiful girls parading around the house in tee shirts and panties has led to me becoming aroused, Flo just shr...gs it off usually pretending it hasn’t happened and even Megan pretends she hasn’t noticed when I know for a fact that she has.I must admit I have had many a good wank thinking about them both, pure fantasy I know but in some respects I think they tease me on purpose seeing how long I can hold out before I have to disappear into my bedroom and. No single aloud, so s*s and I had to act like we were married. And condoms were the rule. So we all got together and dad laid out the plan and off we went. Once at the club, s*s and I were introduced as husband and wife. We started to mingle. All the people here were over fifty, so s*s and I were getting alot of attention. I put a condom on and made my way to an older lady, kind of heavy and pushed my cock into her hairy snatch. She was loose and not much fun. I pulled out after a few strokes. 3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in Karate.4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.Now, think about it seriously, cowboy ... Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?”The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, “No ... Not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside. She had dark, almost black hair and had it cut short. She stood 4' 10" tall and weighed about 95 lbs. And she was already filled out. Her breasts were "B" cup, with a nice round little ass. She was wearing a short tight skirt. In fact the skirt barely covered her firm little ass. I knew my sister and Tracy fought constantly about her clothes, but as a male I liked it so I didn't say anything about how she was dressed.The next day was Monday. Tracy left for school and I started work shortly.