You anxiously answer. “Sami! What are you up to?” You shift in your seat. “Hey, John!” She sounds so excited, “I actually have some bad news...and some good news. The bad news is… I dropped out of college. The good news is… I’m coming home!” Your stomach knots at the words coming out of your phone’s speaker. Sami’s coming home? Is she coming home because of me? Does she have nowhere else to go? All kinds of questions running through your head a mile a second.“That’s awesome! Well, except for the. Shella laughed “terrible about her husband hitting her or not have sex for 5 years?” she said. I said both. I figured that was the safest answer. One Friday night Shella and I went out for dinner and drinks. Shella seemed to drink more than usual. We got home and Shella was cuddling up to me. “Remember I mentioned Maddie” she said. “Yes, your friend at work, right?” “Yes” said Shella “well she told me she had never had oral sex with a man. I told her you were a fantastic pussy licker. She wants. Probably some nerd she is. He gets quite good girls in bed.She gave him a goodbye kiss and he closed the door. “Now tell,” he said. I told him what happened last night. He started laughing. It irked me. I said, “Don’t laugh da. I am in confusion whether I like men or I like to be with women or I want to be a woman.”I also told him about my hobby of wearing my mom’s clothes. He raised his eyebrows. He said, “Okay let me test you, but do what I say and don’t ask why.” I said okay. He asked me to. She asked me to sit down and then went to her room. After 10 minutes she came out wearing a lehenga and blouse. My god, she was looking stunning. She whirled and asked me how did it look.I just sat there in awe, at a loss of words, I told her she looked really beautiful. She blushed a little and went in changed to a t-shirt and shorts. She came back out and sat beside me. She had to attend a wedding soon so she needed a suggestion as to how would the lehenga look, which she had designed on her.