"I used this line to pretty much weed out all new acquaintances. If they took me seriously and freaked out, I knew we could never get along. Not reall.... Even though I wouldn't have minded either way at the time, it was my luck that she laughed at my comment and offered her hand."I'm Valerie, by the way." she said as and shook hands. "Please, don't call me Val." Ok, Val, I won't. How did you know that my name was Allie?" I asked from somebody who knew you. I didn't think it was fair that someone. " Why do you say that?" Didn't you notice? Krissy's seated in the front row." Then it's surprising that the guy hasn't had a heart attack yet."Mr. Bacon climbed up on the stage. He raised his hands.The room slowly quieted down."Ladies and gentlemen, welcome. I know a lot of you think these assemblies are almost as bad as Calculus class." Nothing can be as bad as Calculus class." a comic called out."Now, now. It can't be that bad."The principal's response was drowned out by our laughter.He. But that huge thingy of his was like poking against my stomach and he was like rubbing it against me? It was soooo wild!" said Aimee. Julie suddenly realized what was happening . . .and with her friend telling an erotic tale of her own, she tentatively placed her hand in between her legs attempting not to draw attention but wanting to rub that special spot that was now itching for attention. "So did he keep rubbing his cock . . ." she said suddenly being cut off by Aimee. "Julie . . .that's so. After a coulple of mins I slid over to his side, he said nothing but I could see a v large bulge in his shorts! (I think he had just been playing football), I was feeling very horny so just decided why not and slid my hand over his lap and started rubbing it... he said nothing so I kept going, after a moment of that I decided to get it out, OMFG it was huge... i nearly screamed... I slowly started to rub it and it just seemed to get bigger!! It was easily as wide as my arm, and I could barely.