It was so small that it felt like my boobs weregoing to fall out the second I moved. Not to mention the fact that itwas so short that I had to hold i... down or it rode up my stomachshowing my bellybutton. I'm not sure why I did it but when I finished I went over to the mirrorand started to put makeup on. I wasn't even aware that it was strangethat I knew how to do it until I was nearly done. I looked in themirror and saw that I had applied the same types of makeup that Lauratypically had. . It took a lot of self control not to text her for her address first thing in the morning, I waited until shortly after noon so that I wouldnt look like a panting dog. I kept the text simple, saying Im looking forward to tonight. Please send your address when you get a moment and Ill see you at 5. Within just a few moments of sending the text, I had a reply from Avery saying cant wait! followed by her address. I started getting ready for the most anticipated date of my life. I knew that this. And the divine idea of women and my pathetically limited experience... well, I just added the kisses to the list. If you asked me today how many women I've slept with I would answer honestly, two. But I had told so many tales in the days of exaggerations, that sometimes it was six and sometimes seven.I was introduced to Adelle in a dive bar that had a great band. Adelle was a good friend of my fiancé. They had known each other since school. I sat across the booth from her and her mismatched. "Ah well," she thought as she wrapped herself in a light blanket, "at least I'm rich." She smiled thinking about her Irish bank account and some of the young men she had met and enjoyed in Cornwall.Without luggage except for her backpack, she quickly passed through the airport and hurried to catch an Amtrac train to Rome, New York. She got there early in the morning and walked the mile or so to her home, wondering if her father would have some bimbo in his bed.At the backdoor, she knocked hard.