”10 funny random thoughts to about 2016Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which ...ne can die. Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich!Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can’t. You see, Andy, I owe you my sanity if not my very life itself. Could you, please? Could you bring yourself to call me Kelly?"Andy was bewildered and looked at Bobbie for guidance. "Darling Andy, you heard Mrs. Callaway. She very much wants to be your friend and friends do call one another by their first names. Honey, I'll speak to your mother, but I'm sure it will be all right. And honey, I really can't spank you today. I just can't! Please?"Andy wheeled around again and beamed at Kelly. "Oh,. You have always been too shy to make the first move. Even with me, you were living next door to me how long? And it was me who had to make the first move with you." I know," I admitted, "I would give anything to be like you, all confident and upfront with it." So you do want her then?" Alison asked. I nodded sadly. "Okay," she said in that "take-charge" voice of hers, "so let's see if she really is interested in you then." How do we do that?" I asked, suddenly nervous about what she was. Gemma reached down and gently pulled her cunt lips apart, grunted and a jet of piss began to blast Redhead's face. Gemma, standing on tiptoes grunted as the stream of piss ebbed to a mere trickle and she sighed as she began to walk back towards me. Redhead sobbed, unable to speak; her head now matted and soaked as piss dribbled down her face and her upper body. Gemma climbed onto the bed in front of me and lying on her back, spread her legs wide and once again, parted her labia; I could see the.