. I'm getting a fax!"This one is compliments of DomThis from a poster I came across. I had to hold down the laughter because I was around polite compa...y."I am sick and tired of answering questions about my dog! Yes, he mauled six people wearing Trump T-shirts, four people wearing Hillary T-shirts, 2 other Independent voters, nine teenagers wearing pants down past their crack, three flag-burners, and a Pakistani Uber driver during a holiday high fee time of year.For the last time, THIS DOG IS. It hurt at first but the excitement of being taken like that turned me on. He quickly came deep into my ass then rolled over. It was quick and awkward but I knew then that I liked the feeling of having a cock in my ass. That was the only time because Scott felt uncomfortable and knew it wasn't for him but we remained close friends anyways and kept it our secret. I, on the other hand, wanted it again but I wasn't feeling an attraction to anyone I went to school with so I just masturbated a lot. On my way. He stands and zips up quickly. I sit in disbelief. Seriously? SERIOUSLY?! Im so fucking hor- He covers my mouth. I know. Horny. Go to Mollys. Ill meet you there after work. Theyve got eyes on this guy at the other end of the park. Just get there quick and text me when youre there so I know youre okay. I sulk. Pout. Not so adult, but hell, everyone has their moments. He takes off in the other direction, and I begin the few minutes walk to Mollys apartment. Mollys my best friend since. It said that on no account should alcohol be consumed within 24 hours of taking a pill.She took a pill just before we left home. We had a lovely dinner and the evening was going fine, that is until after two glasses of champagne. Suddenly, she was just sitting there with a smile on her face and looking blankly into space. She was as high as a kite."Well this evening's over. I better go call a taxi and get her home", I thought to myself.I asked at the bar if they could phone a taxi for me. The.