.. it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."A blond man goes to the vet with his goldfish."I think it's got epilepsy," he tells the vet.The vet take... a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me".The blond man says, "Wait, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet".A blond man spies a letter lying on his doormat.It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ".He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.A blond man shouts frantically into the phone"My wife is pregnant and her. Erin removed her shorts and panties and leaned over behind Carol so she could lick and suck Carol. She said, "Ben, get you cock out and in me. Carol will clean me up. Now fuck me!"Ben dropped his shorts and boxers and stood behind Erin and pushed into her pussy and began to thrust pushing her face into Carol's cunt. He continued to move in his girl's pussy until Erin lifted her head and moaned, "My ass! Ben! Put it in my ass! Fuck my ass!"Ben obeyed her and pulled out of her pussy and popped. I undo his pants and gently pull out his now pulsing cock. It is about 7 inches but nice and thick. He moves back to sitting next to me and I took his cock in my mouth and slowly I brought my mouth down so I had his whole cock in my mouth. It tasted better than I had expected, kind of tangy but good. I was addicted. I started licking up the sides, paying close attention to the vein on the side. I could hear him groaning at the pleasure. “Yes, just like that. Your great at this you know” He. Aur uska ras choosne lagi.Mami: tera lauda to aur bada ho gya hai, teri wife ki toh khair chandi hai.Main: are toh phir tu kaun hai.Aur hum dono hasne lage.Mami: shadi ki baad bhi mujhse sexual relation rakhega na?Main: ye bhi kya puchne ki baat hui, tu to hamesh ke liye meri randi hai, tujhe kaise bhulunga. Jab bhi time milega tujhe chodata rahunga. Tu abhi enjoy kar, dekh mera stamina bhi badh gaya hai.Ab hum dono 69 position me aa gaye. Mera mooh ab varsha mami ko choot ka jaam pi raha tha..