”I bit my lip. “It's not your fault. Things like this happen.” A stupid thing to say, when my boyfriend – fiancé - had for the first time exp...essed what he thought and felt. But I had never been to good with words. Another flaw of mine.“The doctor said, you might need time, to adjust and such. Nearly every night you're tossing and turning. And...”“Fuck the doctor”, I burst out. “Yes, I am not happy about the scars. Yes, I am still frustrated, that I am still recovering. Yes, I dream. About what. The doctor asked, "How did it go?" Well, not as I'd expected. When I fired the pistol, Becky shit on my face, bit three inches off my dick, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air."This is a thought piece from Earl...WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?Kindergarten Teacher: To get to the other side.Victorian Police: Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the. Finally the driver came on and said “ OK girls, we have some entertainment for you” he said like this was a Butlins Package Holiday “The guys outside have just purchased a raffle ticket and the winner gets one of you as a prize” There was a stunned silence in the coach followed by panic. “ What does he mean?” asked Carly “ I don't know, but I have a feeling this is not part of their job, just something they do on the side, its not like we can complain is it?!” said Tanya. Tanya was a bit scared. “Why don’t we go and join your friends in the pool for half an hour before we start cooking?”Sydney smiled at her father. He was always so stoic and he kept his emotions unfailingly in check. She knew that it could be difficult for him to open up and tell her what he was feeling and that made it difficult for her to relate to him at times. However, she didn’t want to push the issue and force him to talk when he obviously wasn’t ready.“That sounds like a good idea Dad, we’ll just talk later on.