. Replied the patient.Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband ha... died of a massive myocardial infarct.Not more than five minutes later, I heard herReporting to the rest of the family that he hadDied of a ‘massive internal fart.’Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg4. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, ‘How long have you been bedridden?’After a look of complete confusion she answered...‘. He wanted to take Viagra and fuck Hema multiple times. He felt the pressure rising in his balls again and he didn’t want to cum in her mouth. He wanted to empty his sperms in her pussy . His long fantasy was to empty his cock inside her and not in her mouth. Hema was moaning and told Harish she wanted his cock inside him. She pushed him on the bed and sat on top of him.Hema started rocking back and fort and her huge breasts juggled in front of him. Harish caught hold of the breasts and . Oh what a boobs she has. I just looking at her boobs and thinking how great if I have her boobs in my hands. She looked at me and asked me what you are thinking n why looking close to my body. I said nothing mom but you looks gorgeous. You look great in this t-shirt.She came close to me and kept her palm on my legs and told me that she is now 50 and old. I said mom you looks like a girl of nearly 35 year. She laughed and holds my hand n press the hand. I was really thinking to enjoy with her.. ’ ‘WHAT?’ I was appalled at the thought. After hearing what she told me we pieced together where Numchucks had went into the woods hurt. The man driving the truck ‘did’ stop and get out. But georgie girl chased the man around the truck a few times till he got in his truck and left. I searched the woods surrounding the house till midnight at least. In the dark and with a flash light hoping to catch the shine in his eyes. But never found him. Georgie girl was fine and home. Boots was curled up.