I went out with the 'boys' from the office one night to a club and the highlight at midnight was a topless female juggler with tassels attached to her...nipples who juggled lighted flaming brands. Our only excitement was waiting to see if see if she burnt her tits. At one o'clock we were all served mushy peas to comply with the licensing laws; and the beer was flat, thin, and cloudy.I was put up in a small bed and breakfast with a youngish landlady, name of Glenda. She left me pretty much alone. - I love champagne.- God, you are a disgusting slut.- Wait. Jennialready felt the alcohol in her bowels taking effect. She pulled the bottlefrom her ass and clenched her cheeks to keep it in. Sitting on the toilet shebrought the bottle to her lips, licked the neck of the bottle that was up herass and drank what little champagne was left. Kate was seriously disgusted. Lastshe squatted over the toilet and emptied her bowels, then knelt in front of thetoilet and began. I had no idea what was going through her head, but it must have been something out of the box. I felt my heart beating, and it was getting very hard to contain myself. I had to scream. "Fuck!" I screamed out. They were screams of pleasure, and not anything else. She spanked my ass, and made me love it. "You like that?" she wondered. "Yes," I muttered. I feel my boobs flopping around, and my pussy was getting wetter too. I couldn't help, but be turned on. It was a completely foreign concept to. She shook her head at her friend retreating back and headed for her bathroom. It didn’t take long for the water to heat up and she instantly relaxed standing under the flow of water, she closed her eyes and leaned against the wall enjoying the hot water washing over her. Her mind instantly went straight for her own Mr. Yummy she had met this morning, she imagined his hands roaming over her, massaging her breast and pulling her into his body. Leaving a trail of kisses down her neck as one of his.