It will be worth the sacrifice."THAT NIGHTAnother hour passed as I sat on the couch, waiting. It was already dark, I'd turned down two other good frie...ds, they both looked at me like I had a screw loose. Several times I turned on the television, but I was worried there would be something good on and I'd only see the first half.I could wait.The doorbell rang! Lucas must have finally gotten up off his ass and decided to come get me. I figured that the lazy son of a bitch had probably forgotten. ”A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intents and purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.A question mark walks into a bar?A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Get out -- we don’t serve your type.”A mixed metaphor. ” Katie, Megen, and I all said in unison, and laughed. I turned back to Katie, “Have you been a good wife?” “I think I have done as well as I could. I take care of our children, but there’s nothing to clean around here. Your maid does all that. I feed everyone well, though.” She said brightly. It was true. Her cooking was practically gourmet. “Good. And are you a good wife in bed?” Aaron’s mouth opened like a fish out of water, once again dumbstruck that his father would be asking his wife. Someone tried to step in his place but Leah had a plan. “Hey you fucking Tori’s ass come over here with a whole bunch of man seed on your dick so I can taste it”The man turn to Leah and was surprised to be called out and look stunned as he turned to Leah still in his rhythm. “Sorry do you want me to come over there and cum in your mouth. I’m just stunned that I get to fuck this gorgeous sluts".Leah reiterated “not only do I want you to come over here and cum in my mouth I want to make sure that.